explore our translations
the iliad
achilles big salty, trojan bros caught in 4k, city going bruh-level meltdown. w drama, 100% based.
the odyssey
odysseus ghosting cyclops & sirens, tries not to flop but finna get that home sweet home. big bde of cunning tbh.
the aeneid
trojan boi aeneas on a no cap mission to found rome, basically said “secure the bag or crash out.” spoiler: he secures it, bestie.
the divine comedy: the inferno
dante finna see hell like it’s giving meltdown vibes. devils be sus asf.
the divine comedy: the purgatorio
man’s took a vibe check, climbing that mountain with the homies to get cleansed. era SHIFT.
the divine comedy: the paradiso
big glow-up in heaven, man’s ratio unstoppable, angels all like “sheesh.”
the bible: old testament
it’s giving creation myths, floods, epic L’s & W’s, everyone’s on that vibe check from abraham to moses. savage.
the bible: new testament
jesus is the main character, raising the dead, turning water to wine, big rizz energy. the apostles be living rent-free in everyone’s mind.
the republic
plato be like “ideal society or skill issue?” entire blueprint for big-brain vibes. no cap.
the quran
revelation meltdown, the prophet mohammed spitting bars from the top—milk & honey drip, soul-level era. absolutely no flop.
romeo and juliet
star-crossed bffr, love doping them up, they crash out frfr. big yikes vibes.
hamlet
“to be or not to be,” man’s so mid or maybe next-level? ghost dad on the daily, meltdown central. slay or nay?
a midsummer night’s dream
fairy squad messing up couples, donkey transformation, oh so chaotic. it’s literally a bruh moment in the forest.
gilgamesh
og epic, demigod king’s bff dies, so he tries to unalive immortality. ultimate big sad, but he glows up in the end.
bhagavad gita
krishna spitting that moral code, telling arjuna to stop capping & fight. talk about rizz for your soul, bestie.