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the iliad
achilles big salty, trojan bros caught in 4k, city going bruh-level meltdown. w drama, 100% based.
the adventures of huckleberry finn
huck yeets from civil society, links with jim, raft life hits diff. dodging l’s, chasing w’s, river got that main character energy.
the odyssey
odysseus ghosting cyclops & sirens, tries not to flop but finna get that home sweet home. big bde of cunning tbh.
the aeneid
trojan boi aeneas on a no cap mission to found rome, basically said “secure the bag or crash out.” spoiler: he secures it, bestie.
hamlet
hamlet mad pressed, dad ghost drops the worst dm of all time, uncle sus af. whole kingdom in shambles cuz bro won't touch grass.
the republic
socrates pulls up, asks “what if we made a city that slaps?”—ends up min-maxing justice, dunking on poets, and inventing the philosopher-king meta.
the declaration of independence
king george acting real sus, colonies hit him with the "it's not me, it's you" vibes. hard-launches freedom era, no cap.
pride and prejudice
mom says “marry rich,” dad says “marry smart,” lizzy says “i’m built different.” cue romantic turbulence.
paradise lost
god builds a perfect utopia, satan says “not on my watch,” humans fumble the bag instantly. paradise lost, drama found.
meditations
life be lifin', but marcus just vibes. control what you can, ignore the clowns, stay based.
the divine comedy: the inferno
dante finna see hell like it’s giving meltdown vibes. devils be sus asf.
the divine comedy: the purgatorio
man’s took a vibe check, climbing that mountain with the homies to get cleansed. era SHIFT.
the divine comedy: the paradiso
big glow-up in heaven, man’s ratio unstoppable, angels all like “sheesh.”
the bible: old testament
it’s giving creation myths, floods, epic L’s & W’s, everyone’s on that vibe check from abraham to moses. savage.
the bible: new testament
jesus is the main character, raising the dead, turning water to wine, big rizz energy. the apostles be living rent-free in everyone’s mind.
the quran
revelation meltdown, the prophet mohammed spitting bars from the top—milk & honey drip, soul-level era. absolutely no flop.
romeo and juliet
star-crossed bffr, love doping them up, they crash out frfr. big yikes vibes.
a midsummer night’s dream
fairy squad messing up couples, donkey transformation, oh so chaotic. it’s literally a bruh moment in the forest.
gilgamesh
og epic, demigod king’s bff dies, so he tries to unalive immortality. ultimate big sad, but he glows up in the end.
bhagavad gita
krishna spitting that moral code, telling arjuna to stop capping & fight. talk about rizz for your soul, bestie.